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Video: Zelda Williams's worst chat up lines

Zelda Williams gets some pretty bad ones

It's Zelda week on ONM! Yes, to celebrate the launch of Legend Of Zelda Skyward Sword on Friday, we're posting a new, exclusive Zelda Williams video every day on ONM. To kick things off, Zelda tells us about the worst chat-up lines she's been subjected to because of her name.

Speaking with ONM ahead of the the recent Zelda 25th Anniversary Concert, Zelda Williams told us that being named after a videogames character can be fun but she also has to put up with some pretty cheesy chat-up lines.

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  1. MrGooseyMoose Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 15:20

    THAT IS AWESOME :D

  2. GilvaSunner Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 15:34

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.

  3. GilvaSunner Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 15:37

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.

  4. AR master Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 15:55

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.


    have you played a zelda game ever :| because he's called link,zelda is the princess in constant need of rescuing.

  5. superdudemiles Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 16:16

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.


    have you played a zelda game ever :| because he's called link,zelda is the princess in constant need of rescuing.

    Hahaha I think he's trollin

  6. Missile T Dog Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 16:53

    I like zelda williams. She's gone from "Oh her dad called zelda that's pretty cool" to "yay a fun video with a fellow zelda fan" :D Anyway I can't beilve after 3 years (you could even say 5) of waiting Skyward sword is going to be arriving in a brown amazon emblazend box in just 5 days, I can't bear it, now where's an ocarina of time when you need it...

  7. ThePokekid78 Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 17:49

    Er, this is a gaming website? And suddenly ONM is doing articles about chat-up lines? What? I know her name is Zelda, but if my name was Mario you wouldn't care about everything I did, would you?

  8. Dimpee Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 17:56

    Er, this is a gaming website? And suddenly ONM is doing articles about chat-up lines? What? I know her name is Zelda, but if my name was Mario you wouldn't care about everything I did, would you?

    Most Zelda fans will really appreciate these videos. No need to hate on ONM...

  9. Dimpee Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 17:57

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.

    I think your a pretty lame guy...

  10. retrotoad Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 18:07

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.

    I think your a pretty lame guy...

    He's joking.

  11. GThing Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 18:19

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.


    I'm surprised no-one was smart enough to realise this was ironic humour. And people say I take things too literally.

  12. MartinIsAwesome Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 18:58

    Really tryig hard to think of a pick-up line that doesn't bring out the worst in me...
    Something like: "Can have a Piece of your heart? Fufufu."

  13. WHiTeFAce Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 19:52

    she is so beautiful , but she sound like 12 year old boy :?

  14. zapper01 Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 20:17

    "Hey, did you know my name's Ganon, because I'd like to kidnap- Hey, why are you running away? Come back!"

  15. Starman64O Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 20:55

    ACTUAL NERDY CHAT-UP LINE
    WARNING WARNING, only to be used if crush/future gf/victim is a gamer as well

    Guy: Well Excuuuse Meee Princess
    Girl: Please, remind me of a good moment
    Guy: Okay... hey, i'm stuggling against my boss
    Girl: What do you want me to do about it?
    Guy: Well, you see, if I had an extra Heart Container, I might feel better
    Girl: ...
    Guy: Do you mind if I steal yours?


    I laughed, I laughed, I laughed, it was funny, yet it actually worked. I asked for 10% of the 'profits' beforehand, now I wished I didn't... *shudder*

  16. Starman64O Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 21:05

    Another one my friend told me, this one, the girl needs to be very... experienced... or like nerds being disturbing

    Guy: Oh hi, do you think I'm like the boss of Zelda?
    Girl: Which one, Ganon?
    Guy: Not much, I'll kidnap you like Ganon.
    Girl: Okay...
    Guy: I had to say I'm like the others, Vaati, the wind mage, boy, I'll make up a storm
    Girl: *laughs nervously*
    Guy: Wait a while and I can be like Zant, take off my 'helmet' and I'm Hellbent, Insane and Power Hungry!
    Girl: ...
    Guy: And if you've seen some stuff about Ghihiram, you'll be able to see the similarities... Hey? Where'd she go?

  17. Starman64O Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 21:06

    Another one my friend told me, this one, the girl needs to be very... experienced... or like nerds being disturbing

    Guy: Oh hi, do you think I'm like the boss of Zelda?
    Girl: Which one, Ganon?
    Guy: Not much, I'll kidnap you like Ganon.
    Girl: Okay...
    Guy: I had to say I'm like the others, Vaati, the wind mage, boy, I'll make up a storm
    Girl: *laughs nervously*
    Guy: Wait a while and I can be like Zant, take off my 'helmet' and I'm Hellbent, Insane and Power Hungry!
    Girl: ...
    Guy: And if you've seen some stuff about Ghihiram, you'll be able to see the similarities... Hey? Where'd she go?

    Sorry about that, my friend hasn't really had time to put this into practice, so for your sake, don't

  18. Darklord101 Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 21:41

    I've got one....
    'Hey zelda, do you wanna see my skyward sword' :lol:

  19. AiDeNintendude Monday 14th Nov 2011 at 23:05

    Oh I LOVE this girl! Be mine Zelda? <3

    (no cheesey pick-ups, see...no matter how much I was tempted)

  20. FiveThirteen Tuesday 15th Nov 2011 at 00:52

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.

    Does no one else here know this meme?

    I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

    i think metal gear solid is a pretty cool guy. eh hides in cardboard box and doesn’t afraid of anything.

    I think god of war is a pretty cool guy. eh destrois dietys and doesnt afraid of anything.

    I think metroid is a pretty cool guy. eh kills ridly and doesn't afraid of anything.

    Get it yet?

  21. CraigEmberson Tuesday 15th Nov 2011 at 03:32

    Er, this is a gaming website? And suddenly ONM is doing articles about chat-up lines? What? I know her name is Zelda, but if my name was Mario you wouldn't care about everything I did, would you?


    Wow calm down... The difference is she's part of a famous family and you're not or will never be - So stop being jealous? because it's obvious. It relates to a game, it's on this site... Go do your homework.

  22. Ginger14 Tuesday 15th Nov 2011 at 13:07

    I just wanted to let you know you are well worth the Hookshot trip over here.

  23. SplitAtom Tuesday 15th Nov 2011 at 16:27

    Hey zelda, i can explore your dungeon anyday...

  24. Toku-r Tuesday 15th Nov 2011 at 17:25

    I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh resceus princesses and doens't afraid of anything.

    I doubt this is the true GilvaSunner but this made me crack up!
    Haven't heard this meme in ages and when I do, people obviously don't get it and get all aggressive

    'I don't always see meme's but when I do, I don't understand and call the person an idiot'

  25. conor3000 Tuesday 15th Nov 2011 at 19:40

    I would love to have Zelda Williams as my best friend!

  26. IPecksU Tuesday 15th Nov 2011 at 20:11

    I use pokemon and zelda pick up lines all the time

    I must be tingle, because I keep falling for you

    Are you a goron? Because I'd climb death mountain just to see you

    Are you a green potion? Because when my lips touch you it feels magical

  27. Zeldakid Wednesday 16th Nov 2011 at 11:43

    Hey Zelda wanna see my BIG-goron-SWORD ;D


    pahahhaha :L i laughed writing that :3

  28. nintyspong3826 Wednesday 16th Nov 2011 at 12:04

    You give me such an Ord-on.

  29. mushroomchow Wednesday 16th Nov 2011 at 13:33

    You Want Her? She's yours my friend - as long as you have enough rupees.

    I can't wait to bomb your dodongos.

    Do you like fanfares? Because i'd really like to see your chest.

    I can do much worse folks. We haven't brought the Lon Lon Ranch into it yet.

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