When Steve first got his grubby little mitts on Resident Evil Revelations to review for us, I scooched behind him while he played like an obedient King Charles Spaniel. It's not because I like being around him (I don't) and it's not because it's a gift to watch his genius at work (It's not and he isn't).
It's because I'd heard Revelations had gone back to its roots. By roots, I mean darkened corridors, moaning monstrosities dripping their gore juice everywhere and my personal favourite Resi trait: horrendously cheesy dialogue.
Revelations has got some absolute corkers and I've whipped up a little video-fest for your eyes which includes some of my favourite cheddar-filled moments of the first 3 chapters.
Did I miss anything? What's been your cheesiest moment of Revelations?
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NO
DONT GO
wahhhhhhh....
....Jill: i found a survivor, the cheesey dialouge got him though
Parker: He must have laughed himself to death hearing that sweet ass line
Where is Jackass's line? "That would be T**s!"
@MarioWalrus this is just from the first three chapters mate.
We might get that baby in next time!
Bit off topic but its awsome how much of a reference to Dante's 'Divine Comedy' this game is, less so in plot but in quotes, such as 'all abandon hope, ye who enter here'. Great nod to classic litrature thetre, and veltro means Greyhounds in Italian, it is refered too by Dante
the cheesiest games are allways the best.
"He's quoting danté (spoken with awe and trepidation)"
WELL SAID CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, WANT A COOKIE?
Everyone else - "God, who brought the retard along?"
everyone else: god, who brought the troll along?
Wesker from the original is the absolute king of this. "I'm sorry, but I.... had my, reason, I'm...sure you've, met them". It's like listening to Shatner.
Parker searching for the manual on the beach made me laugh. The over animated reactions of the characters remind me of final fantasy, and Jessica's outfit in the flashback--cosssplaaay alert! Sometimes I was thinking, is this resi or FF?
I cant play resident evil seriously anymore. Oh God.... (watches the plain crash and pause for 10 seconds) THE PLAIN HAS CRASHED
That video genuinely had me laughing. Great mash up.
lol but aw I missed that pitcher one......
Btw chapter 7 now
"I'm... in a room I think..."
Brilliant