After last week's exploits, it became clear that people needed to see Matthew playing games. He will be your night vision goggles in the night, he will be your fists in the fight, he will be... your Expert Super Guide.
Our new weekly video series will have Matthew demonstrating his enviable gaming skills to an audience of Gav, me and the rest of the world. This week's episode has him trying Extinction mode, Call of Duty: Ghosts' new take on a Zombies-style experience.
Clicking play will let you in such wisdom as "am I dead or alive?", "why am I so short?", and "how much do you have to hate yourself to not sell yourself ammo?"