We've outdone ourselves with this prize stash. Under the cover of darkness Joe snuck into Father Christmas' workshop - pacifying elves with his Splinter Cell: Blacklist moves - and returned with a bulging sack. It is, in short, an instant games collection: a Wii U and every first-party game on it, supported by the best third-party offerings and - yes - a limited edition Animal Crossing 3DS XL thrown in for good luck.
Just imagine waking up and finding that lot on your doormat. Would the doormat even survive that kind of weight? This game mountain is more likely to cave in the floor, forcing you to spelunk around your house's foundations every time you want a Super Mario 3D World session. And should your housemates blow a gasket about the prize wrecking their house you can simply invite them to take their fury out on Gotham City's goons with digitised bat-fists. Everyone wins! (Except the goons.)
For the record, the prize is (deep breath): A Wii U Premium Pack, Animal Crossing 3DS XL, plus New Super Mario Bros. U, Ninja Gaiden III, Sing Party, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, LEGO City Undercover, Game & Wario, Pikmin 3, New Super Luigi U, The Wonderful 101, The Wind Waker HD, Sonic Lost World, Mario & Sonic At Winter Olympic Games 2014, Super Mario 3D World, Wii Fit U, LEGO Batman 2, LEGO Marvel Super Heroes, Batman: Arkham City, Batman: Arkham Origins, Splinter Cell Blacklist, Injustice, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Assassin's Creed III, Rayman Legends, Watch_Dogs (delivered upon release), Just Dance 2014, Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2, Call of Duty: Ghosts, NFS: Most Wanted U, Resident Evil: Revelations and ZombiU.
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Answer the following question:
Q) Which of these is not a real Mario game? Super Mario 3D...
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